Today I’ll give you the opening line – you just have to do the rest!
“You’re a liar, and I don’t care that I’m naked, I won’t come off the roof unless you tell me why your sister asked me about my first time!”
Bonus points if you end the play with the following line:
“Don’t be a sycophant, it’s either me or the Danish!”
So, naturally, I wrote a (
very*) short play about a man who had suffered an embarrassing failure on Bake Off.
*You know what, I stretched it to just over three and a half pages from its original two, so it feels like a victory…!